Wonkette

* Terrorists strike at Farragut North — millions killed, delayed. [why.i.hate.dc]
* “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.” [Arjewtino]
* Reading is FUNdamental. [DCist]
* “So, like fat people could create their own nation?” [Eavesdrop DC]
* Fuck the police. [Metroblogging DC]