Wonkette

* The reason why Hillary’s health care plan sucks so bad is because her last one was so awesome. [NYT, LAT]
* Hey, is there, like, some other army we can push this load onto? [NYT]
* OMG, Giuliani and the new AG guy are like totally BFF! [WP]
* Democrats are going to give him a real hard time anyway. It’s a shame they didn’t approach confirmations this way back when it still mattered. [Roll Call]
* Hey, so now we have ethics rules that no one can understand. [Politico]
* At least now everyone’s pandering about healthcare. [USAT]