Wonkette

* What other generals have names that rhyme with something treasonous? [Michelle Malkin]
* Lying has worked so well for the six years, why stop now? [Slate]
* Last time we spent $13,000 for cookies and brownies was never, because that’s more money than we’ve ever seen in our lives. [Think Progress]
* The MySpace friend race is the same as it’s been like pretty much this whole time. [Fresh Intelligence]
* Actually, Bill Richardson makes a pretty good point. [MSNBC]
* This time, OJ fucking did it, ok? [MoJo]
* Hey, the CEO of an oil company sent workers over to a senator’s house to do some work on it for free? Can you guess the senator? We bet you can! [Political Wire]
* Bush’s list of the 36 nations in Iraq doesn’t have 36 nations on it. This is how little it takes to lie to America. [TPM]