Sleepy Cell

* Heard on the Hill: Sen. David Vitter takes it one Wendy at a time… Members of Congress lose to lobbyists at Hoops for Hope… Rep. Brian Baird is still singing… Soon we’ll know exactly how much it costs to hire John Culberson as your personal tour guide. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Alan Greenspan reveals his secret to wooing women: make them read your essays about antitrusts… 20 out of 50 ain’t bad for GQ. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: A Chesapeake Film Festival is in the works… Nancy Pelosi’s speech was on fire… Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, or, as some call him “Ranger45,” is stressed out over college football. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Moveon.org kicks Katie Couric while she’s down… It’s Heidi Fleiss to the rescue for DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfry… This year’s Kennedy Center Honors Awards honorees announced. [Politico]
* Page Six: You might know Norman Hsu’s associate Susan Chillman better as actress Susan Pari of “Sleeper Cell.” [NYP]