Checking In With the Petraeus Report

* Obnoxious Code Pink protesters have been causing scenes and then getting escorted out about every 20 minutes. Duncan Hunter called them assholes because he thought his mic was turned off!
* Petraeus’s mic didn’t work, and then it did, and then we got bored listening to him.
* Someone claims Ike Skelton (D) told some other Rep to go fuck himself but we didn’t hear that.
* Ryan Crocker reports that Saddam Hussein liked to torture people. Also Iraq had no Nelson Mandela.
* The last protester was really shouty.