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January 14, 2005

Coronation Feat: Who’s Who

by wonkette  

The line-up for the entertainment at the official inaugural balls follows after the jump. We were pleased to see that each personage is given a one-word tagline, in case you didn’t know that “Kelsey Grammar” is an “Actor” or “Gloria Estefan is a “Singer,” or — okay, we were a little surprised to learn that “Don King” is “Boxing.” Of course, they’re all “Whores.”


SALUTING THOSE WHO SERVE, 2 p.m.

Artist, Description

– Kelsey Grammar (MC), Actor

– Karri Turner (Reader), Actor

– Don King (Reader), Boxing

– Shandi Finnessey, Miss U.S.A.

– Richard Roundtree, Actor

– Gloria Estefan, Singer

– Bebe Winans, Singer

– John M. Montgomery, Singer

– Darrell Worley, Singer

– Heather Hedley, Singer

– Down Range, Army Band

– President’s Own, String Duo-Marine Band

– Color Guard, Joint Armed Forces

– 3rd U.S. Infantry, Presentation of Flags

– Drill Team Soloists, Army, Marine Corps, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard

– Navy Band Sea Chanters, Navy Band

CHAIRMAN’S RECEPTION, 5 p.m.

– Harpist

– Pianist

– Strolling Strings

– Jazz Ensemble

AMERICA’S FUTURE ROCKS TODAY, 5 p.m.

Artist, Description

– JoJo, Pop/Top 40

– Hillary Duff, Pop/Top 40

– Ruben Studdard, Soul

– 3 Doors Down, Rock

– Boxkar, Rock

– Jason Sehorn, Athlete

Wednesday, Jan. 19:

CHAIRMAN’S BRUNCH, 10:30 a.m.

– Harpist

– Pianist

– Strolling Strings

– Jazz Ensemble

A CELEBRATION OF FREEDOM, 4 p.m.

Artist, Description

– Kenny Chesney, Singer

– Gary Sinise, Actor

– Buzz Aldrin & Others, Astronauts

– Dale Earnhardt (news – web sites) Jr., NASCAR (news – web sites)

– Daniel Rodriquez, Singer

– Billy Cerveny, Singer

– The Gatlin Brothers, Singers

– Eastern H.S. Choir of D.C., Singers

– Temptations, R&B

– Kristen Chenoweth, Singer

– The Radio City Rockettes, Dancers

– Yolanda Adams, R&B

– Boxkar, Rock

CANDLELIGHT DINNER No. 1, 7 p.m.

– Hartford Christian Academy Choir

CANDLELIGHT DINNER No. 2, 7 p.m.

– Ring of Fire Choir

CANDLELIGHT DINNER No. 3, 7 p.m.

– Richards Junior Academy Choir

Thursday, Jan. 20:

CONSTITUTION BALL, 7 p.m.

– Doug Sorenson Orchestra, 12-piece big band

– High Society Band, 10-piece big band

– Tuxedo Junction, 6-piece jazz ensemble

FREEDOM BALL, 7 p.m.

– The Gene Donnati, 16-piece big band

– Casablanca, 10-piece big band

– Larry Scott

INDEPENDENCE BALL, 7 p.m.

– The Guy Lombardo Orchestra, 15-piece orchestra

– Funkiphino, 10-piece variety band

– The Wonders, 7-piece variety band

TEXAS/WYOMING BALL, 7 p.m.

– Tyrone Super-T, Musical performance

– Tommy Dorsey Orchestra, 17-piece orchestra

– Beatlemania Live, 4-person cover band

– Dance Express, 14-piece variety band

LIBERTY BALL, 7 p.m.

– The Marty Conns, Orchestra

– Escapade, Variety Band

–M. Andrews Swingehead, 9-piece variety

DEMOCRACY BALL, 7 p.m.

– Ben Stein, Emcee/comedian

– Kaleidoscope, Singer (America the Beautiful)

– Sidney’s Orchestra, Musical performance

PATRIOT BALL, 7 p.m.

– Dennis Samsa Orchestra, Orchestra

– Fabulous Fantoms, Variety Band

STARS & STRIPES BALL, 7 p.m.

– The Pat Dorn Orchestra, Orchestra

– Colors, Variety Band

– Doppleganger, Variety Band

COMMANDER-IN- CHIEF BALL, 7 p.m.

– Ken Arlen’s Band 21, Variety Band

– Will Gravitt Band, Orchestra

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