Cheney Tries To Finish Off New Orleans, With Nuclear Bombs

 

We're all very different people. We're not Watusi, we're not Spartans, we're Americans.  - WonketteWhoops, ha ha, a B-52 bomber filled with live nuclear warheads was flown from North Dakota to Louisiana on Thursday, just a little fuckup, sorry about that! The “Advanced Cruise Missiles” were mounted on the plane’s wings. Probably would’ve been tough for the nukes to detonate if the plane crashed, but who knows? Ha ha ha.

Nuclear warheads mistakenly flown on B-52 [USA Today]

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