John McCain: Old and In the Way

John Walnuts! McCain knows that if you really want to impress today’s jaded youth, it’s best to call them names and threaten to send them off to Iraq:

“Thanks for the question, you little jerk,” McCain joked back to one student who asked the 71-year-old about his age. “You’re drafted.”

Hilarious! Oh, Walnuts, forget the Youtubes and the Myspaces, the best way to alienate teens is right to their adorable, shiny faces! [AP]

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