Guest Blogger Promises Slow Yet Glittery News Day

Happy back-to-work day, suckers! Princess Sparkle Pony here, and since Pareene is still touring Midwest airport tearooms doing important research for Wonkette, I’ll be filling that quivering void today. Are you sick of the Larry Craig story yet? No (shush!)? Well that’s good, because today is bound to be a slow news day otherwise, and I’m not even close to running out of material about this wonderful, wonderful gift from the gossip gods. Plus! It’s still Endless Cummer! Hooray!