Wonkette

“What has happened to my party? THOMPSON? So the choices are: Romney, with the bullet-proof hair and no principles; Giuliani, who did a good job on one day, many years ago, but lacks any other credentials; Huckabee, whose platform is “did you hear the one about…”; McCain, who had principles once and now wishes we would forget what they were, because he was a brave person once upon a time; and Thompson, who has as much chance against Hilary Clinton in a debate as Custer had at Little Bighorn.” [WP The Trail]