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The 1st Battalion 265 Air Defense Artillery has arrived in Washington from Florida after being “ordered by the president to the nation’s capital, where they will operate high-tech weapons systems against any potential air threat.” Clearly, the Martians are going to try to do what the Democrats in Congress can’t: eliminate the threat of the Bush-Cheney White House.
Local Troops Deploy To Nation’s Capital [WESH-TV]
