Wonkette

* Yeas and Nays: James Dale Guckert, or, as he prefers to be called, Jeff Gannon, isn’t going to let a measly public shaming ruin his journalism career… Georgetown students to get some “Afternoon Delight”… Kanye West might be a “College Dropout,” but he wants the kids to stay in school. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: Albert Gonzales to celebrate Mexican Independence Day by freeing himself of the Bush administration… David Vitter is in Iraq hiding from Larry Flynt… A little Clinton and a little Gore meet in Manhattan. [Politico]
* Page Six: Oprah Winfrey ruins one bride’s big day out of love for Obama. [NYP]
* Rush & Molloy: Paula Zahn probably wishes she’d found a better place to stash her “love diary.” [NYDN]
* Washington Whispers: Dennis Miller: the new king of talk radio?… A topless picture of Vladimir Putin fishing causes Mike Huckabee to say something creepy about Scarlett Johansson… Jenna Bush to do bridal boot-camp… Go west, young dems!… Kathleen Willey insists that Hillary is up for re-election… “Larry King Live” senior editorial producer Carol Buckland part-times as “the Cookie Lady.” [USN&WR]