Wonkette

* Congress has a hard time getting along because one party is evil and the other is ineffectual. [Think Progress]
* Ayad Allawi, our favorite former Iraqi prime minister who executes people on national television, may be back at the helm before too much longer. [Liberal Avenger]
* ABC news tells Dennis Kucinich no one in America cares about him. [Raw Story]
* Hillary Clinton has a direct line to Al Qaeda and they are behind her all the way. [Scrappleface]
* Where is our mighty border fence of freedom? [WorldNetDaily]
* At least we’re still locking up the Klan. [TPM]