Wonkette

* Hypocrisy! In politics! [Wizbang]
* The president spoke this morning at the VFW and sometimes it’s hard to pick just which of his statements is the most important. [The Corner]
* It’s important to know what Gwen Stefani is doing, and right now she’s covering up her shit in Malaysia. [Michelle Malkin]
* Hey, who knew, but when the White House says they captured somebody they’re probably making it up. [TPM]
* Maybe comparing Iraq to one of the biggest foreign policy failures of the 20th century isn’t the best way to sell it. [The Carpetbagger]
* Mustachioed madman John Bolton is plotting to attack Iran, even if he has to do it all by himself. [Think Progress]