Wonkette

* Shenanigans: A sign located in the Cannon building parking garage reminds women that flip-flops are frumpy… No photos for Oprah’s Obama bash… DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey to dump her legal team, become a spokeswoman for legalizing prostitution… White House insists its not a shotgun wedding… Mitt Romney is picking a fight with Arianna Huffington’s new man, Cory Booker… Ed Gillespie is already a big hit… Jack Cafferty is getting ugly. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Barack Obama is stealing all of John Edwards’s best material and camp Edwards is taking notice. [WP]
* Page Six: A hooker, a murder and Richard Nixon. [NYP]