Wonkette

* Bloomberg’s withdrawal from a race he wasn’t in will surely leave a huge void that only the strongest non-candidates can fill. [Scrappleface]
* Michelle Obama is all like, “Hilary Who?” [Election Central]
* Slapping asses doesn’t become a crime until you’re at least Bill O’Reilly’s age. [Michelle Malkin]
* Really wacky poll results make us wonder why can’t they always be wacky. [The Swamp]
* Junior says its up the Iraqi people to behead their prime minister because that’s what you do when you’re a democracy. [TPM]
* Karl Rove’s rad political squads turned life-long bureaucrats into ineffectual political operatives.[Think Progress]
* When Michael Dukakis has an idea, it’s probably best to go ahead and ignore it. [Political Wire]
* War profiteering reaches the blogosphere. [Iraq Slogger]