Well, there won’t be any “news” until after Labor Day, so let’s just spend the next few weeks drinking on the job and watching YouTube clips. It’s better than being outside! Here’s a clip some dude made of Rudy McTerrorism saying “global terrorism” and “September 11” several million times. We think this makes a real “statement” about “politics,” and we hope you are drinking on the job, too.
Rudy Giuliani’s answer to everything [YouTube]