Wonkette

* El Presidente is planning his Great Purification. [NYT]
* Ted Stevens and Junior are under investigation because they did nothing wrong. [NYT]
* Mitt Romney is still expected to win the race against nobody in Iowa. [WP]
* Michigan libtards are wasting a whole bunch of time (but probably not that much money) trying to recall some congressman. [The Hill]
* Dem prezzers love the gay votes and the gay money but man oh man do they hate the gay marriage. [Politico]
* And Melissa Etheridge is pissed about it. [WT]
* Maybe Hillary Clinton doesn’t have what it takes to be president after all. [USAT]
* John Edwards is winning somewhere and we didn’t even notice. [BG]