Clarence Thomas Is Dirk Diggler
Clarence Thomas doesn't just love porn. He is a porn star . In an article about the obscene number of gifts Thomas has accepted since joining the high court, the LA Times gives us some insight on the judge's aesthetic tastes: a $375 "performance chip" for his Corvette (a 'Vette! Very "Boogie Nights"!), an "$800 Daytona 500 commemorative jacket after Thomas served as grand marshal at the race in 1999, $1,200 worth of tires from a businessman in Omaha in 2002 and $1,375 in cowboy boots, Stetson hats, rawhide coat and a silver buckle after engagements in Texas in 1995 and 1996." Rawhide coat! So hardcore.
Speaking of hardcore -- let's find out more about these pals of Thomas's who are so generous. Apparently, a lot of them hang out in large groups where no women are present. Neat! Says one friend one such gathering: "They were all smoking cigars. It was a very manly Texas thing." Sure. Sometimes a cigar is just a symbolic penis. Put it in context: "He said the participants slept in sleeping bags and tents, and that the activities included a greased pig race." Greased pig race... So that's what they're calling it these days....