* Chuck Schumer doesn’t bite every hand that feeds him. [NYT]
* Looks like Gonzo may have lied about some stuff before, too. [WP]
* “You’re not my usual guy but you still talk pretty gay.” [NYT]
* She’s already beat cancer once and got Ann Coulter to shut up — there’s no question Lizzy Edwards can beat the shit out of you. [WP]
* Religion will be the most important completely irrelevant issue this election cycle. [LAT]
* The Democrats passed a farm bill or something but nobody cares because, oh, there’s still a war. [Politico]
* Newt’s going to deny us the pleasure of watching his presidential campaign crash and burn. [Politico]

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