Wonkette

* If the YouTube questions for the Democrats were this crazy, it sort of makes us look forward to the Republican one, almost. [WP, LAT]
* Mom and Dad have a sit-down with Junior to try and get him to stop pissing away America’s future. [NYT]
* Some motherfuckers are about to be held in contempt of Congress, which certainly sounds serious. [The Hill]
* They’ve got it backwards. Americans belong in Iraq, but Iraqis sure as shit don’t belong in America. [NYT]
* John Edwards is coming back. [Politico]
* The GOP wants you to know that they don’t have any legitimate presidential candidates on purpose. [BG]
* Nothing like drumming up some reasons to stay all quagmired so people don’t get the idea that it’s just because the President is a tragically stupid monomaniac. [NYT]