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Do you have CNN-YouTube fever? Neither do we. Also, it’s 4 p.m. in the West Coast office and we are, sadly, totally sober. We are opening a bottle right now.7:01 — 300 million people, 3,000 YouTube questions, most of those not even from America.
7:02 — CNN is against forcing children to read their parents’ stupid questions about Social Security.
7:03 — Not using the questions from the viking guy, the chicken lady, the cyborg guy, etc.
7:04 — “Wassup!” Oh jesus fucking christ ….
7:06 — They told Obama to move around so he doesn’t look so out of his league.
7:08 — Dennis got applause! That’s the first applause of the night, we think.
7:09 — Okay, nine minutes of debate and one stupid YouTube video.
7:10 — Everybody in Irvine is a LOSER.
7:11 — What did he ask? What’s the word? Lesbian?
7:11 — She’s a progressive, Mike Gravel has a broken mic … that’s how to shut him up!
7:12 — Oh shit, Gravel is going to kill Barack Obama.
7:12 — THERE ARE LOBBYISTS IN WASHINGTON??
7:13 — “Bundlers” — is this one of those Senate sex things we don’t know about?
7:14 — They let a brother make a YouTube!
7:14 — Uhh, and the brother wants a Republican to run on the Democrat ticket or something?
7:14 — Everybody loves Chuck Hagel. Maybe he should be a president?
7:15 — Oh hey and Wonkette Intern Greg Wasserstrom is helping out the desk here tonight, although not “helping out” in the sense of “bring some booze over here.”
7:16 — Okay, this is just stupid. So now the candidates are going to make YouTube videos because the ones from actual voters are too retarded to even fill an hour teevee show?
7:16 — Wow, good job of picking the guy asking for slavery reparations. “Is African Americans gonna get restitution?” Jesus. That’s racist!
7:17 — New thread! In just a moment!
Here’s the new thread.