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Remember Bo Derek? Oh, not so much? Well, about 40 years ago she was apparently briefly popular for being a naked woman in a Dudley Moore movie. Do you remember Dudley Moore? Okay, whatever, just trust us. She showed her tits in movies, and later humped a horse in Playboy.Ever since, she has been the Republicans’ lone “Hollywood Person,” at least until Hollywood Fred Thompson came out.

Today, the long-forgotten sex-performer woman has endorsed Rudy Giuliani for President. Oh, and she has also “dated” White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten, so Congress might as well subpoena her, too, so Cheney can claim executive privilege for the 47th time this afternoon.

Actress Bo Derek Endorses Rudy Giuliani for President [JoinRudy2008]