Congressional Moms Destroying Both Nation, Own Families

Did you know that there are ten Congresswomen with little kids?? It’s true! Ten ladies strutting around voting for shit when they should be at home raising their poor children! Just look at the list of shame:

The 10 congresswomen with children under 13: Sens. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn.), Mary Landrieu (D-La.), Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.), Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Tex.) and Reps. Kathy Castor (D-Fla.), Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.), Deborah Pryce (R-Ohio), Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.), Heather Wilson (R-N.M.), Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.)

The Post tells us all about them today, from how Debbie Wasserman Shultz ignored her deathly ill 8-year-old to gallavant to New York for a fundraiser to how Heather Wilson hates Nancy Pelosi for making her work as much as a real working mother. And their lousy spoiled kids are interrupting Senate business:

As she was walking into the Senate chamber to vote on renewable energy bills last month, Sen. Amy Klobuchar’s cellphone rang. Her 12-year-old daughter, Abigail, was in fashion crisis. She needed a bathing suit for the sixth-grade pool party, and the school had banned bikinis. Could she buy a tankini? The freshman Democrat from Minnesota listened attentively, told her daughter to hold on and hid the phone, which is not allowed on the Senate floor.

“I walked in, kind of put the cellphone down and signaled my vote to the clerk,” Klobuchar said. “Abigail was saying ‘I think I can get a tankini’ and the next thing I saw was Lindsey Graham. I thought, ‘What’s wrong with this picture?’ “

There are so many right answers to that question, Amy.

These Congressional mommies are breeding a race of terrible Village of the Damned children who will all either continue to bother us in various elected capacities for generations to come or else end up drunk-driving potheads embarrassing their parents — or, in the case of the Kennedys, both.

Also — a zillion words on Congressional mommies and no mention of Michele Bachmann? Mother of fifty, foster mother to 600 needy orphans? She’s not bitching about how little time she has to raise, fatten up, and slaughter so many kids while also voting to win in Iraq and sexually assaulting the President. Whiny Heather Wilson should take a page from her book.

Mom’s in the House, With Kids at Home [WP]

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