Rick Santorum Will Personally Terrorize America

Republican loser Rick Santorum has a message for America: He has inside knowledge of GOP “terror attacks” that will terrify Americans into voting for whatever abortionist Republican candidate survives the primaries. The two-term senator told some terror-crazed talk-radio show that the 2008 campaign will bring certain surprises for those expecting some Democrat to flush the White House of Cheney’s Crooks.

“Between now and November, a lot of things are going to happen, and I believe that by this time next year, the American public’s going to have a very different view of this war, and it will be because, I think, of some unfortunate events, that like we’re seeing unfold in the UK. But I think the American public’s going to have a very different view.”

Presumably he’s talking about November of 2008, but who really knows with a deranged fetus-fetishist like Santorum. In any case, you might want to avoid airports, public transportation, tall buildings, parking garages, trains, government buildings, shopping malls, power plants, dams, highways, bridges and cities for the next year and a half. These people are not going to go without a fight — and by “fight,” we probably mean “blow you up and declare martial law and cancel the elections.”

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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