Born on the 4th of July

* Reliable Source: Summers in Maryland to potentially get a little more wacko as Jacko is confirmed to be hunting for real estate… All hail Great Satan, director of “The Doors.” [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: AT&T National Pro-Am lets Washington insiders pretend to be professional golfers… Director of National Intelligence Mike McConnell questions the 9/11 commission a few years after the rest of us… Newt Gingrich is now legally bound to the Earth. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: At least Al Gore can be proud that his son was driving a Prius… Chris Tucker does a good Bill Clinton…Its obvious who wear the Kiss the Cook apron in the Bush family. [Politico]

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