Wonkette

* Bill is campaigning for Hillary because she can’t get elected just by scaring the shit out of everybody. [Wizbang Politics]
* Romney commutes sentences all willy-nilly like. [Election Central]
* There are still a few places outside of the Balkans that won’t be burning Bush in effigy tomorrow. [Passport]
* Iraq’s cute little government is about to settle that pesky oil issue once and for all. Victory is at hand. [Redstate]