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Still haven’t committed suicide? Try this one — it’s historical!

Your problem is that you haven’t heard enough good “patriotic songs” — like, say, for instance, an instrumental version of that great patriotic song “Born In the USA” played by some kid on a Casio in his living room.

What’s missing there, obviously, are the patriotic lyrics. So enjoy this version! Now with commentary … and, uh, Hulk Hogan!

A Great America — Happy 4th of July [YouTube]
July 4.. Remember the heroes and patriots [YouTube]
Born in the USA (patriotic 4th of July music) [YouTube]
4TH JULY [YouTube]