Wonkette

* “Kilt-wearing hottie”? Sure, why not — kilts let the breeze in so nicely. [Missed Connections]
* Wait, superstar stylist Andre Chreky isn’t gay? [Washington Post]
* “Is it wrong not to tell a girl you’re leaving town to get laid?” [Rants and Raves]
* Feel like your co-workers who speak in a different language to each other might be talking smack about you? It’s entirely possible. [Across The River]
* Puzzling over the H3 bus and why it goes down Veazey Street: “I mean, four lanes of traffic is more suitable for a bus. It’s not rocket science.” [Why I Hate DC]