Wonkette

* Scooter begins serving 2 1/2-year prison sentence. Ha, just kidding. That would be crazy. [WP, LAT]
* Bush didn’t talk to Justice about Libby, not that he doesn’t have full confidence in Gonzo or anything. [NYT]
* The formation of a new global crime syndicate is now complete. [WP]
* Didn’t realize these two were still married. [WP]
* Republicans go to ropes course, do team building exercises. [Roll Call]
* Who knew getting to mail shit for free would turn into such a huge perk. [Roll Call]
* Another veteran may be forced to turn to government payouts just to barely scrape by. [LAT]
* George’s legacy: maybe, just maybe, the next president might not be a total fucking idiot. [Politico]
* Whoops. [The Hill]