Wonkette

* The Feds are making a pretty hilarious mockery of Massachusetts political correctness. Now which candidate translates into Cream of Sum Yung Guy? Ha ha ha. [ABC]
* Aww, maaan … and things were going so well. [Wizbang]
* Nowadays people don’t even wait to be president before they start breaking the law. [Election Central]
* Blues is the devil’s music, after all. [Redstate]
* Even though they thwarted evil, UK authorities have still done their damndest to coddle terrorists. [LGF]
* Those greedy chamber of commerce people always want to trump our “racism” with their “economics.” [Right Wing News]
* How about we apply some crazy Supreme Court logic on the issue of race to something else: If you’re a candidate for president, you cannot be president. Wait. [Huff Po]
* Hilary might have to find some other way to become president that doesn’t involve winning an election. [Political Wire]