Time To Feel Uncomfortable, White Liberals!
Guess what we've got coming up tonight in just two hours? ANOTHER GODDAMNED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DEBATE, THAT'S WHAT.
Yes, we will liveblog or "live-blog" the thing, and yes it is about the timely subject of why Democrats like to talk about theoretically helping black people. The debate will be held at Howard University, with your hosts Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle!
Ha ha, not really, because that would be outrageously entertaining. See you at about 9 o'clock, Washington Time.