Via Con Dios, Jorge

* Republican House members love their new $4,400 raises, hate conservatives. [RedState]
* Walnuts McCain hates free speech, the Supreme Court, capitalism, and you. [Reason Hit&Run]
* African-Americans are advised to register to vote and then cast a vote on election day. [Vote Nigga]
* Fred Thompson is a fat old man with severe gas. [Bloomberg]
* Tony Blair lasted a decade as prime minister but won’t last a year as Middle East UnFuckerUpper. [Passport]
* The Surge Worked — the Surge of Iraqi authors and novelists publishing books this summer about how the U.S. destroyed their country, we mean! [Iraq Slogger]