Via Con Dios, Jorge
* Republican House members love their new $4,400 raises, hate conservatives. [ RedState ]
* Walnuts McCain hates free speech, the Supreme Court, capitalism, and you. [ Reason Hit&Run ]
* African-Americans are advised to register to vote and then cast a vote on election day. [ Vote Nigga ]
* Fred Thompson is a fat old man with severe gas. [ Bloomberg ]
* Tony Blair lasted a decade as prime minister but won't last a year as Middle East UnFuckerUpper. [ Passport ]
* The Surge Worked -- the Surge of Iraqi authors and novelists publishing books this summer about how the U.S. destroyed their country, we mean! [ Iraq Slogger ]