Wonkette

* Wyoming Senator is secretly abortion-performing gay Jew. [Election Central]
* Shocking: Obama blames mistakes on people no one cares about so’s that he can be elected president. [Wizbang Politics]
* New Gingrich reminds America that Mohammad Atta was a Mexican. [AmSpec]
* Osama bin Laden is much more at home in Saudi Arabia than he was in Pakistan. [Fresh Intelligence]
* If you think the endless coverage of fallen firefighters on CNN today was overly patriotic you are clearly a terrorist. [Hot Air]