Wonkette

* Not before 9, gentlemen: “I mean, never mind the whole hitting-on-someone-in-an-elevator thing, but who does this before 9am? Before the toothpaste taste has even left your mouth? Before the last eye booger has been found and stealthily removed?” [Average Jane]
* “Rock Your Body” in the CVS line. [If You See Something, Say Something]
* “CIA: Oooooh. English speaking democracies — you’re all the same to us!” [Talking Budgie]
* Concerned about the falling housing prices in Northern Virginia? You should be terrified. [Northern Virginia Housing Bubble Fallout]
* Want to feel cultured? Check out The Tempest at the Folger — or don’t. Read the review first. [Countersignature]