Wonkette

* “Wouldn’t it be uncomfortable to run and have your wing-wang flopping around in the breeze?” [Lemon Gloria]
* Excuse me, you’re in my bubble. [EJ Takes Life]
* Cigarette tax? Why not a weight tax? “We can use that money we raise from your love handles to provide health insurance for orphans.” [Yellow is the Color...]
* “Do these people think it makes them seem more important, more in demand to take a call between the appetizer and the main course while their friends are literally put on hold?” [Looking2Life]
* Thanks, Caps Nut! Now we can all cringe together at the new Capitals jersey. [Bleatings From a Caps Nut]