Wonkette

* Remember when John Roberts made that hilarious joke about sticking with previous precedent? That guy’s such a jokester. [NYT]
* Like Compton, Baghdad is ravaged by Shi’ite on Shi’ite crime. [Iraq Slogger]
* Soon, a bunch of women will be running everything. [WP]
* An Army report says a big storm would fuck up New Orleans. Who would have known. [NYT]
* Depopulating Afghanistan is proving to be the most effective way to stabilize the country. [WT]
* Women Democrats love killing Iraqis just as much as dude Republicans. [The Hill]
* Being in the Minority won’t stop Republican legislators from getting indicted. [Politico]