Shootout at the Walter Reed Army Hospital

One great thing about America is we employ our poorest, dumbest and most monstrously oversized men as heavily armed security guards who stand around our government facilities for eight hours at a time just looking for a reason to use that gun.

Today’s validation of this system occurred at the world-famous shithole known as the Walter Reed Army Medical Center, where two security guards had a gunfight this morning.

The filthy hospital is where we ship our maimed and disfigured troops who were blown up but not completely killed in Iraq or Afghanistan, so it must’ve been like “old times” when one of the guards fired more than ten shots at the other guard, right outside one of the main entrances.

Guard opens fire outside Walter Reed [AP]