Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: Former Rep. Katherine Harris and one of her former staffers square off in a battle of the tell-alls…Who knew that Jack Abramoff was once powerful enough to control the whereabouts of Nicholas Cage?…Singer Jewel to testify on Capitol Hill… Babies everywhere at CNN. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: WTTG’s Tracey Neale is pulling an Angelina, could pull out of anchor seat at any moment…Revered Billy scares Starbucks out of plastering their logo all over Silverdocs. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Laura Bush hosts the Senate Spouses Meeting…Former Time Inc. Editor Norman Pearlstine discusses Valeria Plame scandal and ethics of naming sources. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: With Rep. Marty Meehan (D-Mass) moving out of his Capitol Hill apartment, congressmen catfight over the now empty couch …Sen. Ted Coburn (R-Okla.) recovering…Rep. Lacy Clay (D-Mo.) fights against the injustice of a strictly enforced no interns at the picnic policy …Sen. Gordon Smith has problems with vanity — plates, that is…A “Peace Tree” grows in Washington. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: Those feeling obligated to see Michael Moore’s new movie “Sicko” should be forewarned that you are also obligated to give Moore your money or else face legal charges…Mike Gravel running low on funds…Downsizing rumors at MSNBC. [Politico]