• May 26, 2012
MILITARY

June 15, 2007

I’m From Buenos Aires, and I Say Kill ‘Em All!

by Ken Layne  

There’s another reason the White House is pushing this immigration-amnesty thing so hard: The bill also lets illegal immigrants join the military and fight our imperial wars — and then they can become citizens.

You know, like when Rome couldn’t get enough Romans to serve in the legions because there were too many wars going on everywhere so they let barbarians join the legions in exchange for citizenship and then the Western Empire crumbled and the Dark Ages began?

This was also the premise of the movie “Starship Troopers,” but it worked out better as far as defeating the giant insects who started the war by killing all the Mormon extremist settlers.

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the Galaxy. Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?  - Wonkette

Officials Hope to Rekindle Interest in Immigration Bill Provision [DoD]
Earlier: ‘Property of America’ Tattoos For All Foreign Soldiers!

{ 1 comment }

OneBlkVoice July 23, 2009 at 1:11 pm

I don’t think it would be a good idea to allow illegal aliens to join the military. The idea of training foreign criminals to kill and use explosives doesn’t sit very well with me. We are already having a problem with gangbangers in the military.

Also the constitution gives congress the power to establish “uniform rules of naturalization”, not different rules for different people.

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