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The Union Station/National Postal Museum terror mystery has been solved! Hooray for the War On Terror!

A foul-smelling package led to Thursday’s evacuation of a post office next to the Smithsonian’s National Postal Museum.

So what did the package contain? Two cans of spinach and a dirty diaper.

There you go, Islamo-Fascists: If you want to bring down the capital of the United States, don’t waste your time with dirty bombs and hijacked airliners (or hijacked trains). Just leave a box of shit (and spinach) at the post office.

Smelly Package Leads To Post Office Evacuation [NBC 4]