When Jesus Lands In Missouri, He Will Kick Romney's Blasphemous Ass
Everybody knows that when Jesus Christ returns to Missouri to begin His thousand-year reign on Earth -- Oh, what's that? You didn't know Jesus is returning to Missouri? Well, there's probably a lot you don't know about the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints ("The Mormons!"). All religions are filled with strange and crazy things, and Mormonism is no exception. One of the main parts of the faith is that Jesus will return to Earth, but in Missouri -- the location of the Garden of Eden, and the site where Jesus will build the New Jerusalem called City Zion, after he gets back.
This is basic stuff, people! But Mitt Romney denies it.
Another case arose when George Stephanopoulos of ABC News asked Romney about a Mormon teaching that Jesus will come to the United States when he returns to reign on earth. Romney responded that the Messiah will return to the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem, "the same as the other Christian tradition."
Grover said some of his radio listeners were astounded.
"They were just in disbelief, saying, 'That's not true; Jesus is coming back to Missouri,"' Grover said. "It's the LDS Church's 10th article of faith that Zion will be built upon the American continent."
And to think this guy wants to be president!
Romney puts Mormons in spotlight [IHT]
