Wonkette

* Yeah, we’ve never understood the dirty clothes on the floor thing, either. [Alice's Adventure Underground]
* “I’ll never complain about the Metro again”? You say that now …. [Yellow Is The Color...]
* Kids say the darndest things. [Sour N Sweet]
* Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits. [This is Me, Honest]
* It was probably because they were too gay. Soldiers kissing bearded lips? Not in the Marines, HOO-AH. [DCist]