The Queen Takes Her Tea With 72 Virgins

* There has only been one other time when people hated Dubs this much. [CBS]
* Who’s doing to spend more time in the slammer, Paris or Scooter? [The Swamp]
* Why bother having secret prisons if we’re not hardly even using them? [HuffPo]
* Judge freezes $400,000 of Jefferson’s assets, pun intended. [AP]
* Bush’s surgeon general nominee supports stem cell research — as a cure for gayness. [Scrappleface]
* Romney leads in Iowa but that might be because no one else is running there. [AmSpec]
* The Islamo-Fascist takeover of the UK can’t come soon enough. [LGF]