GOSSIP ROUNDUP DEPT.  11:56 am June 7, 2007

Cruel Shoes

by Alex Pareene

* Heard on the Hill: Due to slow restocking at the Sharper Image, Tom DeLay has yet to receive his Gaydar — and, therefore, could not have tried to fire an openly out former House clerk…More reports of missing money and Rep. William Jefferson. Perhaps they should look under the mattress?…Ladies hoping to shank someone with the dagger-like heels of their Manolo Blahnik stilettos may want to think twice before entering the Hart Senate Office. [Roll Call]
* Yeas and Nays: Interns can save the price of postage by handing in their homemade Capitol Hill sex tapes to Larry Flynt in person. He’ll be in town attending the annual Larry King Cardiac Foundation gala. [Examiner]
* Under the Dome: Senate Finance Committee thinks there may be something up with the 12,748 companies housed in a five-story Cayman Islands office building…Sen. Johnny Isakson is looking a little tougher these days, but he’s got nothing on the cold stare of Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid. [The Hill]

 
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