Put Him On the Lecture Circuit

* “His quote: ‘I had the best time in D.C., better than any other city in the country.’ (He did stress ‘in the country.’)” [DudesOnFoods]
* You can find anything on Craigslist — including the chance to live with psychics. [Pete Glow]
* “I am spending my Friday night drinking at a bar by myself. And it’s great!” As an added bonus, there’s free wifi. [Ficke]
* “Dining at the Y, eating her cake, munching the carpet … pick your favorite euphemism.” [ LMNtal Attraction]
* “I just wanna take you upstairs and bend you over’ and stuff like that.” [DCist]