Nation: ‘I’m With the Scary Old Man’

fredsite.jpgAs Walnuts McCain was declaring victory in the glorious never-ending war on the other candidates, the old dude from the TV was announcing that he’d recently opened a new website, called “I’m With Fred,” where “Fred” fans can give him money and try to tell your friends and family to give him money.

This “new phase in the process” is proof that Fred isn’t going to do things “the same old way,” as most other political campaign websites are inexplicably designed around candidates handing out hundreds of dollars to random internet nerds.

Drawing on his lengthy acting career, Thompson given his website a name that sounds like a shitty mid-season replacement sitcom. Starring the kid from The Wonder Years.

I’m With Fred

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