Wonkette

* Reliable Source: Joe and Val suing CIA… Bush/Chaney rig Woodrow Wilson High student elections. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Hack Brett Ratner holds Hollywood fundraiser for Hillary Clinton… Tom DeLay says the GOP needs a power-mad freak like him to keep them in line… Women love shoes. [Examiner]
* Page Six: Walnuts first to RSVP for Puerto Rican Day parade. [NYP]