Wonkette

* “Dirty, cum-guzzling whore bag.” There’s nothing like a friend. [Mayhem by Miss M]
* OMG!!1! [Ballpark and Beyond]
* The Phantom of the Opera appears when you least expect him. [Conversations With Mud]
* “Hi, i’m andrew speaker, self-absorbed asshole lawyer guy, nice to meet you! [cough cough.] here, take my card in case you get drug resistant tb; we can sue the airline for letting me on this flight!” [Life Off Balance]
* Dinosaur or Pirate Ship? [Manifest Destiny]