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If you’ve been locked in your offices around L’Enfant Plaza all day, there is good news: Now you can leave and get lunch or whatever. Just take the rest of the day off.The suspicious package of Lite-Brites or Teddy Grahams or something has been apprehended and charged with terrorism. Everybody freaked out because the Box of Terror was found somewhere around the DoE building.

5/31 NEVER FORGET.

All Clear Given After Investigation Of Suspicious Packages [NBC 4]
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